Police Calls: No DNA testing for flying sandwich

The police calls section is presented for entertainment purposes and does not reflect the nature or the volume of the calls received by local law enforcement.

July 5

The owner of the boat that came loose and was tied up to the finder’s dock came to retrieve the boat.

A dog that was lost three days ago was reported as missing.

The owner of the driveway on Baker Avenue where a vehicle has been parked for days wants it moved.

Dogs were returned to their owners.

A maroon Cadillac was reported for swerving and speeding on Highway 93.

Someone on Woodland Place was putting a buoy fence into the water to mark a property line.

A light blue, crotch-rocket type of motorcycle was seen weaving in and out of traffic very quickly on Highway 93.

A sandwich was thrown at someone on Second Street. The target of the sandwich wanted law enforcement to pick it up and do DNA samples to find the person who had thrown it, since there was a bite taken out of it. That person was advised that law enforcement would not be doing DNA samples on the sandwich.

Two tallboys and some t-bone steaks were stolen from a business on Highway 93.

Fireworks were reported on Wisconsin Avenue, Colorado Avenue, Fourth Street, Baker Avenue, Second Street, Karrow Avenue and Third Street.

July 6

A handful of credit cards and two drivers licenses were found spread out of the street on Highway 93.

Someone would like the vehicle that has been parked on Miles Avenue for at least four days to be towed.

Fireworks were reported off Baker Avenue.

An 18-carat gold ring went missing at a hotel on Wisconsin Avenue.

A piece of green luggage was on the bench in front of a business on Central Avenue for two hours with no one around it.

A wallet was lost, found, and returned.

Two transients, a male and a female, with a dog and some bags, were heckling people as they walked by a business on First Street.

Several kids under the age of 12 were running back and forth near State Park Road, laughing, giggling and screaming.

Many garbage ordinance violation warnings were issued.

July 7

At least four vehicles, trucks and trucks with boat trailers were parked so that the caller could not get out of her driveway on Lakeshore Drive.

Neighbors on Park Avenue were upset about dog feces being in their yards. They were counseled on their behavior and informed about ways to avoid one another and prevent further issues.

Customers of a business on First Street were sitting at a table on a city sidewalk with open containers of alcohol. The manager said she would bring them inside.

A man fell asleep on a bench on Baker Avenue while waiting for a ride.

July 9

On Somers Avenue, two dogs were jumping fences, chasing people and reportedly, trying to bite them.

The issue between neighbors on Park Avenue regarding dog poop continues.