Five reasons to vote for Billi

Chet Billi is running for Montana House District 5 representative. As Chet’s neighbor, former employer and friend, I feel like I know him well enough to vouch for his character and sincerity.

With a nod to David Letterman, here’s my top 5 list of things you’ll never hear Chet say:

5. I wonder if my welfare check is gonna show up today.

4. I don’t mind paying $15 for a hamburger as long as I can ramp up minimum wage.

3. Let’s let our kids pay for our “free” benefits.

2. Taxes, schmaxes. I love ‘em.

1. Guns? We don’t need no stinkin’ guns!!!

If you’re tired of politics as usual, please join me in voting for Chet Billi. He’ll hold our government accountable, and he’ll be accountable to us.

— Doug Adams, Whitefish